My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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