i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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