I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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