erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
