If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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