singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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