with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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