We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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