why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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