New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
