I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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