Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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