Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Holy shit dude........stairs
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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