My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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