Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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