goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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