Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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