i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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