Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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