I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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