i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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