Please, let me fuck your mom
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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