I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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