Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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