Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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