whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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