He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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