3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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