? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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