Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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