some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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