So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
