found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
All the doctor said was why
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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