"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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