Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Less talking, more tequila
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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