Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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