she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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