did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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