just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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