you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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