i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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