It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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