We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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