Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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