2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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