Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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