BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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