wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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