I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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