I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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