Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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