At least make sure they are 18
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Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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