This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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