I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
