when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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