i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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