So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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