my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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