how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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