Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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